
Fuck man, this old fella was up for it. Throwing his shit down all over the dancefloor. It was like some 2-step ragtime combo that blew my mind. Paul joined him in a heated clash of moves and shakes.
Sadly, it all became a bit too much for the vintage gentleman and he ate it. Paul claims that he tripped over a step. Who can really know what happened that night?
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