Paul dances with old men.

Fuck man, this old fella was up for it. Throwing his shit down all over the dancefloor. It was like some 2-step ragtime combo that blew my mind. Paul joined him in a heated clash of moves and shakes.

Sadly, it all became a bit too much for the vintage gentleman and he ate it. Paul claims that he tripped over a step. Who can really know what happened that night?
Anyone with further information on the event can contact Crimestoppers UK on 0800 555111.

The Kennel Club lives.

After the untimely demise of our last HQ, we've discovered another. Formally housing an artist, the vibe is good. The location is ideal (essentially the centre of cardiff)and fits us perfectly as well as a there being plenty of room for parties/gigs/seminars/etc.

Artist's impression:


brace yourselves.

Last stop, Blaengarw.

Holy rollins, blaengarw is practically in space. I think we went so far up a valley the air was thinning. I left at 3pm and got there about 6 or so with J-dog and paul. warren rolled up sometime later. Anyway, pre-gig it went from shit to shitty to shittier. No amps, only 4 songs, no monitors and audioslave s/t on repeat.

All things considered, when we played it wasn't so bad at all, nothing like drunk ass 14 year olds knocking back lambrini like it was sunny D. Paul got the 'Evil I', warren said the last band sounded like Taking Back Sunday, much to his approval, and for the purposes of insurance dodging, I was joe's lover for the night. Pitcher or catcher? you decide.

We've actually got a few more gigs lined up now, check the space for deets, good one on dec 5th with a birmingham HC band. should be fun fun fun.

Stuck Pig

New song on the myspace. Yeah, myspace players suck, but check it out anyway.

Clik.

It's like that movie but without Mel Gibson

The latest chapter in the D!CD! saga take us deep into the criminal underbelly of cardiff town. Our HQ has been postponed for this reason -

"Mate i wont be renting out the lock up as im trying to sort 100k ransom out for my father. Sorry its a very bad time for me and my family and i am not conducting any business until i get my father back."

Who the fuck do you have to be to become a victim of dadnapping?




I'll tell you who - a generic asian property lender. Who is he related to? the fucking Corleones?

live footage

from tj's, pretty much the whole set.

click here to see em.


oh snap.

Elvis Fucks his Face again!!!

Yes Paul has torn his lip open again!! Needless to say the last minute gig at TJ's was wicked if not empty!! Big up to the Tax Free Diamonds and Yeltzin who's sets were tearin also. Looking forward to the Bar Inc Gig on the 22nd Nov 2008 - Hoping for a reasonable Crowd so we can fuck the place up!!!

Demo and some gigs!! Fuck Yeah!!

So as you can see below we've started getting a new demo together which means some new tracks soon!! I promise they are hot, fast heavy mentalness. Your gonna love it!! Also final we've ended the short gig drought. the first will take place tomorrow at 'the legendary' TJ's with good friends Yeltzin, Tax Free diamond and Rage 18. The second sees a returns to Pontypridd and Bar Inc.and a weekend gig which means no excuses - Get down there and drink like Fish and Tear Shit up!!

18/10/08

So this is it..

the first and possibly the only post in this half-assed/baked/cocked/breed operation.

Not much to report. Gigs are non-existant at the moment thanks to cuntish fucking promoters and the last one we played in the lovely town of Pontypridd was a blinder. literally, in my case.

Recording a new demo soon, when we can be arsed, and then hopefully moving into a new HQ.

boom.